BargePole (C) Steve Gaines 2013-2026

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BargePole (C) Steve Gaines 2013-2024

Inspired by a phrase once heard "You could've knocked me over with a bargepole"

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Standing on the turds of giants

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That's the icing on the coffin

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Thick as two short omelettes

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Don't teach your grandmother to suck bargepole

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In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of wind

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Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent money

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Shit or get off the bus

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The knickers don't fall far from the tree

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We're all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the puddings

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Does a pope shit in the woods?

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