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BargePole(C) Steve Gaines 2013-2024 Inspired by a phrase once heard"You could've knocked meover with a bargepole"
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BargePole(C) Steve Gaines 2013-2024 All-time Top 10Standing on the turds of giantsThat's the icing on the coffinThick as two short omelettesDon't teach your grandmother to suck bargepoleIn the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of windGenius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent moneyShit or get off the busThe knickers don't fall far from the treeWe're all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the puddingsDoes a pope shit in the woods?